Benefits For Growing Older
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Kidnappers are not very interested in you
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In a hostage situation you are more likely to
be released
first.
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No one expects you to run into a burning
building.
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People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake
you?"
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Things you buy now won't wear out.
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You can eat dinner at 4:00 o'clock.
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You can't remember the last time you laid on
the floor to
watch television.
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You consider coffee one of the most important
things in life.
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You constantly talk about the price of
gasoline.
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You enjoy hearing about other people's
operations.
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You get into heated arguments about the price
of Groceries
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You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no
matter who walks
into the room.
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Your arms are almost too short to read the
newspaper.
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Your back goes out more than you do.
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Your ears are hairier than your head.
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Your eyes won't get much worse.
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Your investment in health insurance is
finally beginning
to pay off.
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Your joints are more accurate than the
National Weather Service.
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Your secrets are safe with your friends,
because they can't
remember them either.
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Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
a manageable
size.
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So enjoy it - you're getting older.
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WE ARE VALUABLE
We are more valuable than
any
of the
younger generations:
We have silver in our hair.
We have gold in our teeth.
We have stones in our kidneys.
We have lead in our feet.
and ......
We are loaded with natural gas.
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